The Girlfriend - 2025 - UK

The Girlfriend - 2025 - 7/10 

 
Pampered mama’s boy Daniel swoons over high-end realtor Cherry.
Mother Laura is incestuously possessive, and Cherry is a knockout with a murderous streak.
Daniel?  What a dunce.  30 years old, still clutching Ma’s skirt, no employment.  A rich manboy.
Short series is an extended, delicious catfight, each side with sharp claws and drawn knives.
All of us actually know overly close mother-son relationships shown here.
Occasionally over-the-top, never dull.

Pitch Black - 2000 - USA

Pitch Black - 2000 - 6/10 

 
Spacecraft is perforated by meteorites and crash lands on an uninhabited desert planet.
Survivors are a mixed lot, including a taciturn killer, Riddick.
Empty, the desert planet is not, for there are creatures that emerge at night.
And a very long night, indeed, is approaching.
First in the Riddick franchise makes the most of a limited budget and relies on Diesel’s charisma.
Predictable formula of “another one bites the dust” is, nevertheless, blushing fun. 

One For The Road - 2023 - USA

One For The Road - 2023 - 6/10

 
The party in the bar is breaking up.
Then a couple of the guests ask the old barfly, Booth, about the history of ‘Salem’s Lot.
Acceptable adaptation of the King sequel.
Acting is passable, the black and white flashbacks are well done.  
For buffs of the writer, this should grow on you, draw you in.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3372458

Vivacious Lady - 1938 - USA

Vivacious Lady - 1938 - 6/10

 
Milquetoast professor goes to the Big Apple to fetch a feckless cousin.
In the nightclub, he spies the songbird and it’s love at first sight.
Within two days, they are married and heading back to small town USA.
Where he does tell his parents, his students, or fiancé that he wed a blonde lounge singer.
What would others think?  Dude, grow a spine.
Jimmy Stewart with his bumbling, stammering shtick grows tiresome; the romance rang false.
1930’s RomCom has dated badly for me.  Resonated more with Depression audiences.

Lourdes - 2009 - France

Lourdes - 2009 - 6/10 

 
The site of pilgrimage for the crippled, the dying, the desperate.
Christine has already been to Rome, and is now part of the French group.
Food, pep talks, the gift shop, the precious water, the grotto.
Each hoping for a miracle, perhaps wondering why God has damaged them.
Midway, there is a debate by the religious elite on whether God is all good, or all powerful.
I have been to a couple of these Marian shines, all felt like tourist traps to me.
Growing up with a handicapped parent hardened my outlooks on miracles.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3372457

Escape From New York - 1981 - USA

Escape From New York - 1981 - 6/10 

  
“I heard you were dead.”
Manhattan is a fortified prison, the rest of the US of A, a fascist dystopia.
All well and good, until the President is captured and held by inmates.
Brass then opts to send an ex-commando, Snake, in via glider.
Where he finds a waiting cabbie!  Only in the movies, kids. 
Watch for a good cast, menacing set design, and action.  Disregard the lack of logic.

Children Of Evil - 2023 - Serbia

Children Of Evil - 2023 - 7/10 
AKA - Deca Zla

 
During an upcoming election, the frontrunner is murdered by a masked intruder.
Police soon find footprints, shoes, a witness, and a patsy.
Yet, the defense attorney reveals the shoes don’t fit, the witness has an alcohol problem.
There are also conflicts of interest in a rigged trial.
Well and good, until it delves into why the man was murdered, as well as the next victims.
Modern Noir, set in Serbia, laced with corruption, curses, and wartime atrocity.

Successive Slidings Of Pleasure - 1974 - France

Successive Slidings Of Pleasure - 1974 - 6/10 
AKA - Glissements Progressifs du Plaisir

 
Alice may have murdered her roommate, Nora.
She confessed she did.  Or was she imagining it?  Or fabricating?
Awaiting the reenactment, she is held in the convent prison with nuns as wardens.

 
Slow pace (typical of this director), steeped in French Catholicism.
Nudity aplenty, along with body paint and sharp instruments.
Extraordinary cast for this contorted arthouse from Robbe-Grillet
Anicée Alvina eerily evokes depraved innocence. 

Ghost Bride - 2017 - Philippines

Ghost Bride - 2017 - 6/10 

 
Mayen is the fiercely independent daughter in a struggling family.
The family are performers in old-fashioned Chinese opera. 
No one attends much, owing to television and cellphones.
Father is a financial failure, the family faces eviction.
Mayen, beautiful Mayen, has suitors.  Greedy, sleazy, lying, two-faced.
A matchmaker offers a huge amount of money if – if – Mayen marries a dead man.
Philippines horror takes its sweet time to get going.
Forty minutes in, however, once the agreement is made…hold on.
Wildly, deliriously over-the-top mash of horror, monks, priests, demons, ghosts.

Ants - 1977 - USA

Ants - 1977 - 5/10 
AKA - It Happened At Lakewood Manor

 
A construction crew upsets a gargantuan colony of ants.
Do they notice?  Ha, ha, silly.
A hundred-year-old hotel, is now under attack by crawlies, as well as a greedy property developer.
Preposterous in many aspects, but will make you itchy, nevertheless.
Most of the “rescue” strategies turn out to be unintentionally funny.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3372261

Patton - 1970 - USA

Patton - 1970 - 7/10 

 
Detailed overview of the flamboyant US tank general during World War II.
Not a biography, but a narrow view of 1942-1945.
Perceptive view of the flawed human, and the military genius.
Long (almost 3 hours), yet absorbing, punctuated with ferocious battle scenes.
George C. Scott deservedly won an Oscar.
Scott’s dominance overshadows other actors, almost the film itself.

Holy Smoke! - 1999 - Australia

Holy Smoke! - 1999 - 5/10 

 
On holiday in India, Ruth casts aside her Western upbringing and becomes a devotee.
Her family, horrified, hire an American deprogrammer to excise the inner guru.
The route to removing the perceived “indoctrination” is a whole mess of talking.
Sorry, there are yards of nudity and sex in between.
Jane Campion drama, exploring charged sexual dynamics from the female side.
Comedy elements flag early, proceeding into an uncomfortable drama.

The Butterfly Murders - 1979 - Hong Kong

The Butterfly Murders - 1979 - 6/10
AKA - Dip Bin //  蝶 變

 
Butterflies are seemingly behind mass killings, either from acid or bites.
Besieged Shuma Castle has sought help from the Tien Clan.
Who are soon drawn into a labyrinth of tunnels, secret rivalries and deadly insects.
Debut Tsui Hark actioner boasts wildly imaginative camerawork.
Plot is a bit scattered, but more or less easy to follow.
Story narrated by scholar Fong, who leaves the fighting to everyone else.

Fedora - 1978 - France

Fedora - 1978 - 6/10

 
Has-been film director wants to create an indictment of Hollywood’s youth obsession.
For that, he needs a reclusive star, one still retaining her beauty and glamor.
She refuses, then hurls herself in front of a train.
Smelling something sinister, he begins digging into a buried mystery.
One of Billy Wilder’s last films, this feels autobiographical, and sings for a commentary track.
The background is compelling (he failed to get Dietrich for the Garbo role), the studio refused to back him, critics grasped the film – audiences did not.

Housewarming - 2024 - UK

Housewarming - 2024 - 6/10

 
Saskia is still unpacking in her new home.
Nosy neighbors say hello, make snide comments.
They pale, however, next to the guy who knocks, looking for his old girlfriend.
“Can I charge my phone?  I need to use your bathroom.”
On and on, as he insinuates himself, the casual misogynist emerges.
Slow boil thriller will be uncomfortable for women, and a reminder of how alone we are.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3372260

Bewitched - 1945 - USA

Bewitched - 1945 - 5/10

 
“Hey, cupcake, how’d you like some hot frosting to paint a smile on your sad little mug?”
Mouse-faced Joan was a magnet for men: protectors and exploiters.
Truth to tell, it was her other half who attracted the heels, the ones who pictured her ankles kicking high.
The half who lusted to live wild, instead of a mild, buttoned down existence.
Might explain why, in the opening, Joan faces the electric chair.
Early film of split personality suffers from hammy direction (Arch Oboler), tepid supporting cast, and a seemingly miscast Phyllis Thaxter (wild as the darker character, however).
Oboler was best known for the OTR horror show “Lights Out” which Bill Cosby parodied in “Chicken Heart”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3UJr5n6lfk

Never Surrender: Galaxy Quest - 2019 - USA

Never Surrender: Galaxy Quest - 2019 - 6/10 

 
Galaxy Quest (1999) was loving tribute to Star Trek; this doc focuses on the genesis of GQ.
Harold Ramis was the original director, but quit after being overruled on casting decisions.
Save for Rickman, everyone involved comments throughout.
Dreamworks inept marketing this for 8-year-olds hurt box office returns.
More than anything, this is a fun tribute to the fanbase – of all franchises.
The original film is wonderful; this makes for a nice dessert.

Books That Made Britain - 2016 - UK

Books That Made Britain - 2016 - 6/10 

 
Strolling book doc.  Regional writers and books explored.
Hosts seem to choose themes at whim. 
Some hone in on classic authors, others local names.
Environment always mentioned, whether the moors or bustling London.
Most are on YT if curious, if one still reads.

Romería - 2025 - Spain

Romería - 2025 - 7/10 

 
Family … drama, conflicts, secrets.
Marina’s parents are both long dead, her mother’s diary her only link.
Official records indicate no parentage, however.
Marina travels to the paternal side, her father’s family.
Listens to conflicting stories of her parents: who they were, what they did, how they died.
Understand, she is trying to get a college grant, but needs official recognition.
Puzzle mystery, with Marina listening, analyzing, searching why she is not part of the family.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3372138

The Magic Man - 1984 - Ireland

The Magic Man - 1984 - 6/10 

 
Rich man Tweedy has died, and burglars ransack his house, finding naught.
They switch to graverobbing – not even two pennies.
Enter traveling magician, Mesmero, with magic glasses, who sees all, knows all.
The thieves intend to outfox the magician.
Haunting film by Roy Spence manages to instill horror, mystery, revenge in Gothic style.
Spence films on iPlayer = https://ifiarchiveplayer.ie/royspence/

Vietnam: A Television History - 1983 - USA

Vietnam: A Television History - 1983 - 7/10 

 
In-depth, meandering documentary on the polarizing war.
Opens with earliest history, Vietnam invaded by China, France, Japan, France again.
Colonialism, to be blunt, means enslaving local populations, stealing resources.
American support goes from financial – advisory – armaments – troop deployments.
All Vietnamese sides interviewed heavily, as are US politicians, military brass, CIA, regular GIs.

 
Long chapter on incursions into Laos and Cambodia, destabilizing both nations.
“Domino effect” referenced.  US civil unrest, wishy-washy leaders.
Doc aims for balance throughout, but comes across as slightly left.
The original series runs 780”.  Later (redacted) version runs 660”.  I chased down the former.

Note: In the early 70’s, I had braced myself for ‘Nam duty.
My draft number was 6.  The woman who ran the Draft Board in our small town had a big sign:
No Exemptions – No Excuses – No Exceptions
The draft was halted the year I would have been called.  “There but for fortune.”

Night Of The Rat - 2015 - Spain

Night Of The Rat - 2015 - 5/10 
AKA - La Noche Del Ratón

 
If only they had not been arguing.  Jorge would not have missed his preferred gas station.
Maybe he would have turned around.  If only they had not been arguing.
Instead, he drives to the next one – where an urban sniper is targeting clients.
Past midnight, Jorge, twice wounded, hides in the aisles.
The marksman is patient and deadly accurate.
Excruciatingly slow.  80 minutes feels like 8 hours.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3372137

Devil’s Mouth, The - 2026 - USA

The Devil’s Mouth - 2026 - 6/10

 
“This way, through the teeth of the devil’s mouth.”
Rich turistas who bribe their way past one warning after another.
Self-centered narcissists and influencers, demanding to go the hardest way.
Into the underwater cave system.

 
Only to realize a Bull Shark is also trapped in the labyrinth with them.
Worse, it’s hungry, and has a deplorable attitude.
Good blend of shark attacks and claustrophobic cave adventures.
Similar to 2019’s 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, probably better.

Blood Thirst - 1971 - Philippines

Blood Thirst - 1971 - 5/10

 
One might think the girls would not walk home alone.
Middle of the night, deserted streets, with a serial killer stalking.
Corpses are drained of blood, arms sliced open.
Baffled Manila police chief contacts a Stateside buddy.
Who then spends most of his time inside a club, watching Serena.
Predictable Horror outing, albeit interesting for the Philippines locale.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3372135

Night Shift - 2025 - Vietnam

Night Shift - 2025 - 6/10 

 
She wants a ride to the old Saigon fish market, hires motorcycle and driver.
He accepts, yet within minutes, the setup is revealed.
Scant plot here, only an implied backstory and furious action.
Need a quick martial arts fix?  Six minutes of high voltage, back alley fighting.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3372136