2020/08/29

Blues Britannia: Can Blue Men Sing The Whites? - 2012 - UK

Blues Britannia: Can Blue Men Sing The Whites? - 2012 - 7/10


Documentary tracing the rise of the British blues groups.
First part covers touring black elder statesmen: Muddy Waters, Howlin’ Wolf, Sonny Boy Williamson . . .
Then the Brit generation follows: Rolling Stones, Yardbirds, John Mayall, Fleetwood Mac, Cream, ending with Zeppelin.
Well done, though I wish the younger batch could lose the apologetic guilt.
Face it, as the old masters died out, those skinny white kids were largely the ones who carried the tradition.
Doc packed with moments and stories.
Relf still missed.

Scott Walker: 30th Century Man - 2006

Scott Walker: 30th Century Man - 2006 - 6/10


Mr. Walker is best remembered as singer in The Walker Brothers, a 60’s British Invasion group.
None of the members were brothers or Walkers.
In most of the world, they were known for “The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine.”
In Swinging London, they were a phenomenon.
When the moment was over, Scott followed his own dark, haunted muse, crafting chilling, lonely albums.
Musique concrete.
The documentary charts the path of the most reclusive artist.
I appreciated the film, but I didn’t rush out to find “Scott 4“ or “Walker Bros Night Flight,” both highly praised.

Vanishing Point - 1971 - USA

Vanishing Point - 1971 - 7/10


Cult drive-in favorite of cross country car chase.
Car delivery driver (repo maybe?) wagers he can get supercharged Dodge Challenger R/T (pure muscle) from Denver to San Francisco in 15 hours.
Highway patrols in Colorado - Nevada - California soon in pursuit.
Sparse dialogue, diverse music selection, roaring V-8s.
While on surface a “chase” film, it is actually a sly character study, and observations of “freedom."
The driver’s (Kowalski) story is gradually revealed in flashbacks, newspaper clippings, and police dispatches.
Memorable side characters include a blind DJ, grizzled prospector, nude motorcyclist.
Hypnotic ride - Pointless remake in 1997 for spoonfed types.

Resurrection Of The Little Match Girl - 2002 - S Korea

Resurrection Of The Little Match Girl - 2002 - 4/10 or 7/10
AKA - Sungnyangpali Sonyeoui Jaerim / 성냥팔이 소녀의 재림


Big budget Korean Sci Fi.
No doubt about it, one either loved this film or hated it.
Mash of Matrix with Tron, as gamer enters “The System”.
Point of the game is to be the last person the matchstick girl sees before she freezes to death.
Multiple players (stick with main character and drag queen Lara) confuse an already muddled plotline.
Stunning visuals compensate, however, along with a fun mix of music.
Lots of shoot-outs and wire work.
Good example of over reaching film that failed badly.

The Little Match Girl - 1928 - France

The Little Match Girl - 1928 - 6/10
AKA - La Petite Marchande d’Allumettes


Creative silent short from Jean Renoir of classic Hans Christian Andersen tale.
Young girl sets out during a bitter cold blizzard and attempts to sell matches to bustling pedestrians.
She peers into the window of the toy shop, and the glamorous - and warm - restaurant.
Catherine Hessling makes a good waif, in the best tradition of Mary Pickford.
Fantasy sequences are imaginative, and the props, clearly models, lend a fairy touch.

Whirlpool - 1970 - UK

Whirlpool - 1970 - 6/10

Aspiring fashion model accepts an invitation to spend the weekend with the older model.
Far out in the country, in a lovely home the woman shares with her “nephew,” Theo.
The older woman, Sarah, and Theo enjoy a cozy relationship, yet they apparently relish company.


On the surface, Whirlpool resembles the arthouse swinging films such as those by Radley Metzger.
This veers into conte cruel, however, as Theo deals malicious games, and both Sarah and Theo are natural voyeurs.
Audio is crap. This was filmed “silent” and the dialogue looped afterward, along with a fine music score.
Photography is first rate, well composed indoor and out.
The director made point of contrasting firm, youthful flesh with wrinkles. Including the adult sequences.

The Wild Wonderful Whites Of West Virginia - 2009

The Wild Wonderful Whites Of West Virginia - 2009 - 5/10


Long awaited sequel to Dancing Outlaw, which made an unlikely cult star out of Appalachian mountain man, tap steppin’, Jesco White.
This time out, the whole clan is featured.
Cussing, fighting, breeding, shooting, stabbing, nudity - male and female.
Will thrill fans and horrify the unwary.
The family strike me as a more calculating bunch, “acting” for the camera in the era of faux celebrity.
NONE of them have the charism and naiveté of Jesco in the earlier film.

Dancing Outlaw - 1991 - USA

Dancing Outlaw - 1991 - 7/10


The documentary that made Jesco White famous.
Thirty minutes showcasing mountain step dancing, Elvis worship.
Murder, fried eggs, Freebird, burning up your damn car, guilt.
Filmed in Boone County, West Virginia, forgotten crannie of the American Dream.
This is about as authentic as they come. I’ve been in this neck of Appalachia hundreds of times.
Fame and exploitation soon followed, along with groupies, tattoos, hipsters and phonies.
The sequels are less fun, this is the genuine article.

I first saw this while visiting family , just after the initial airing.
My middle brother had the VHS playing, and for half a tick I thought it was him dancing on that swayback bridge.
“What the hell. Where’d he learn to dance like that?” I wondered.
I realized it was not him, but I knew the Appalachia landscape.
“Where is that?” I asked.
“Boone County. Where Dad lives.”
Like a million other Southerners, I got a VHS copy pronto!
I shared with coworkers who loved it. Jesco’s fame spread like kudzu.
For twenty years, every time I visited Dad in his rural oblivion, I hoped to catch a Jesco concert, jamboree, or step-off. Never happened.
My youngest brother and his band actually met Jesco during 2006’s JescoFest. A benefit concert put on by 60 groups to help Jesco buy firewood for the winter. Three day weekend. Earned $600.00.
It was considered a success.

White Lightnin’ - 2009 - UK

White Lightnin’ - 2009 - 3/10


What a piece of shooo.
Opening credits read “Inspired by Jesco White.”
First third, maybe, though I think the filmmakers exaggerated.
From there, the story diverges straight into hillbilly nightmare.
Not following the Jesco’s well documented life at all.
In other words, more ghouls exploiting Jesse White.
I have probably watched Dancing Outlaw a hundred times.
Fun - funny - hopeful.

Psychedelic Britannia - 2015

Psychedelic Britannia - 2015 - 6/10


Easy overview for newcomers.
Catches the trendy era of 1965 until the decade ending rot.
Hallucinogenics freely discussed (LSD being legal in early days).
UFO Club given a fair amount of comment, Alexandra Palace less.
Major bands name-checked (Pink Floyd, Soft Machine, Incredible String Band, Procol Harum …).
Mandatory interviews with wrinkling survivors.
There is only so much one can distill into an hour documentary.
If curious about the depths of 60’s English psychedelia, track down the Fading Yellow series of LPs and CDs.

Seven Deaths In The Cat’s Eyes - 1973 - Italy

Seven Deaths In The Cat’s Eyes - 1973 - 6/10
AKA - La Morte Negli Occhi del Gatto


Gothic slash mystery set in cursed Scottish castle.
The manor crumbles, the male heir is insane, aging matriarchs argue over money.
There is also a manipulative doctor and a predatory vixen and a niece kicked out of the convent.
Also a caged, perhaps murderous, orangutan. And lets not forget that ever watchful feline.
While often lumped with Giallo, the crimson splash is infrequent and the color palette is dark.
Interesting international cast wait their turn to get knocked off.
OK for Gothic fans, but those seeking more mayhem will be unsatisfied.

2020/08/28

Give Me Your Hand - 2008 - France

Give Me Your Hand - 2008 - 4/10
AKA - Donne-moi la Main


Twin 18 year old brothers set off from France to a funeral in Spain.
To say farewell to the mother who had abandoned them.
They hitch hike and spend most of their time fighting and arguing.
Early in the narrative, a cute girl quits her job to tag along with them … just like in real life.
After pop the weasel with each, she exits.
Ditto, two bang bunnies who slow down in their car.
Slow, unfunny, with unlikeable leads. I longed for them to wander into a Hostel inn.

Nuremberg Nazis On Trial - 2006

Nuremberg Nazis On Trial - 2006 - 7/10


Not the full docket, this three part series focuses on Hermann Goering, Rudolf Hess, Albert Speer.
Rather than a united front, each uses their own strategy to defend their wartime activities.
Allied psychologists try to glean information and determine mental stability.
Newsreels, re-enactments, and interviews with surviving onlookers.
Well researched. Should be informative to casual viewers.
Though that era is now several lifetimes ago, history has a tendency to repeat.

Please Give - 2010 - USA

Please Give - 2010 - 6/10


New York husband and wife own a boutique furniture resale shop.
They buy merchandise from children of recently dead oldsters.
Wife (Catherine Keener) suffers guilt from profiteering from bereaved, gives cash to street bums, tries volunteer work.
Their next door neighbor is 91, hair dyed carrot orange, cranky, with no check switch.
Yet she has possessions! As well as a granddaughter (Amanda Peet) with whom the husband starts flirting.
If you have grandma or mother from hell, you will relate.
Savage bitchy dialogue.

Bad Banks: S02 - 2020

Bad Banks: S02 - 2020 - 7/10


Second series picks up where BB: S01 concluded.
Jana and her team are assigned to a fledgling online financial company.
Their goal is to capture the independent upstart and bring it under the heel of the commercial institution.
Expect cooked books, quicksand alliances, betrayals, and a web of lies.
Ramifications include massive layoffs, economic chaos, and potential loss of life here and there.
This is not an easy series (this ain’t NetFlix).
Target viewers seem to be persons who keep an eye on their personal savings and grasp leverage, offshore, and reassignment double-speak.
Whether you have savings or not, this series lets you see how quickly a handful can ruin your future.

Bad Banks: S01 - 2018 - Germany

Bad Banks: S01 - 2018 - 8/10


Razor honed brief series will be a banquet for fans of Wall Street and The Big Short.
Not necessarily a tasty feast, depending on how the financial world treated you. Or still does.
Global investment bank in Germany structures major loans, works a takeover, shifts money.
Shifting is loose phrase. Shifting sums of money, allegiances, realities, relationships.
D and back-stabbings get confused at times, and some of the emotional points held scant interest for me. (Though I daresay the “human angle” is why most viewers tune in.) [
Drinking, drug abuse, meaningless sex, nudity, profanity, will keep interest from flagging.
Perfect for cynics of all ages.

Never Let Me Go - 2010

Never Let Me Go - 2010 - 7/10


Cloning becomes reality in the 1950’s.
Replicas are created as organ donors.
By the 70’s and 90’s, most are expected to survive four procedures before “completion.”
Keira Knightley, Carey Mulligan, Charlotte Rampling lead a strong cast in parallel-universe tale of identity and being.
Rumination on whether clones possess souls.
Melancholy, rainy afternoon film, and definitely not stereotyped Sci-Fi.

Weather Girl - 2009 - USA

Weather Girl - 2009 - 5/10


Noooo!
Whiney story masquerading as romantic comedy or date night film.
35 year old “sassy” weather girl quits her job after male coworker plays hide the sausage with blonde anchor.
Then - miracle! - she meets a supposed 29 year old male (the age he gives). Sparks kindle.
The lead female character is actually 40 and looks it.
Unfunny chick flick
Do not confuse this with the 1996 classic with Kei Mizutani.  That is a must for cult fans.


This 2009 version with blonde doof is mediocre date flick diversion.

Ordeal By Innocence - 2018 - UK

Ordeal By Innocence - 2018 - 7/10


Mother is brutally murdered. Damning evidence incriminates the son. Awaiting trial, he is murdered.
A few years later, Father prepares to remarry a bossy, trophy wife. The other children live unhappy lives.
Then the stranger arrives, with testimony that profoundly upsets everyone.
Nicely turned adaptation of Agatha Christie mystery is a devil of deception.
The spotlight of whodunit focuses on one after another.
Mother, it seems, was a right piece of work.
Beautifully shot three-parter, though the chilly tone may put some viewers off.
Irresistible for Christie fans.

The Headless Woman - 2008 - Argentina

The Headless Woman - 2008 - 5/10
AKA - La Mujer Sin Cabeza


In spite of a title like that, I knew what I was heading into with this Argentinian drama.
While driving home, a woman’s cellphone rings. So, of course …
She strikes something. She sees a shape back on the road, but is too shaken to investigate. Instead, returns home, dazed.
Her world is filled with dozens of relatives. Husband, brother, male cousins, females, children.
A “close” and confusing family. Close, as in a quickie with a male cousin, a female niece with lesbian tendencies.
Minor characters such as doctors, gardeners, patients, random neighbors wander into the scene, disappear.
Confused? Yeah, so was our heroine. a meandering Virginia Woolf caricature.
Rich enough to suffer a guilt complex without facing any consequences.
Many viewed this as a thriller, symbolizing society’s refusal to accept responsibility. Others felt it a snooze.
Arthouse crowd was, not surprisingly, divided about this.

You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger - 2010

You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger - 2010 - 5/10


God … Has it really been thirty years since Silence Of The Lambs was released?
Yes, indeed, and going by Hopkins’ physical appearance here, the first 20 were hard years.
He plays a man suffering a mid-life crisis, who divorces his wife (Gemma Jones) and subsequently marries his rent-by-the-position B-girl.
There are four or five plots working simultaneously, featuring Antonio Banderas, Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin.
This was not a comedy, nor was it one it one of Woody Allen’s darker films.
This was an odd construction, more about individuals losing their way.
The voiceover was invasive. The narrator was clearly American, yet the film was set in London.
Moreover, the narration did little to advance the plot or provide illumination.
It merely echoed the obvious.

El Critico - 2013 - Argentina

El Critico - 2013 - 6/10
AKA - The Film Critic


The plight of the film critic. Forced to watch an unhealthy diet of pap, pretension, redundancy, stupidity.
No wonder our critic in this Argentina film is negative, cynical, and single.
He is being allowed to squat in his apartment which is being razed, and may soon be homeless.
Then he finds the perfect apartment! Except a woman has beaten him to the lease.
What ensues, to his disgust, is attraction, squabbling, soaring violins, breathless kisses, running.
He is trapped as a romantic comedy cliché.
El Critico, a rather uncertain comedy, will be better suited to viewers who are familiar with the RomCom genre and the obligatory tropes.

Death Note - 2006

Death Note - 2006 - 8/10
AKA - Desu Nōto // デスノート


I haven’t had this much fun since Battle Royale, the first one.
A wonderful chess match, horror film.
I say horror loosely, as it is also a thriller, a mystery and a detective yarn.
Light inherits the Death Note journal. Anyone’s name written in the book will die.
Although Light targets criminals, the best intentions often go astray.
“L” spearheads the search for Light’s secret identity.
Move followed by counter-move. Wildly popular, great flick. The sequels pale.
Avoid US version, aimed at those with an IQ of a carrot.

5-Headed Shark Attack - 2017 - USA

5-Headed Shark Attack - 2017 - 4/10


Every time I think the girls have tired of shark flicks, another finned loser appears.
True love, I suppose, never dies.
Anyway, a multi-mouthed shark rears its heads off Puerto Rican shores (clearly before Hurricane Maria and the massive restoration projects launched by the Donald Administration).
Local cops seek guidance from folks who run the big aquarium that is foundering financially.
The insatiable shark chomps other sharks, tasty humans, even a whale!
Not as asinine or cynical as the Sharknado franchise, yet this is still crap.
Early in the story, when two-legged meals (aquarium staff) climbed onboard, I commented about a member.
“Back in 80’s Slasher films, that person would be victim Numero Uno. By the PC mid-90’s, that person would be untouched. Nowadays, no idea.”
Thirty seconds later, that person was Unhappy Meal #1. No PC guidelines in this winner.

Four Nights Of A Dreamer - 1971 - France

Four Nights Of A Dreamer - 1971 - 6/10
AKA - Quatre Nuits d’un Rêveur


Marthe, poised on the middle of the bridge, is stopped from leaping by Jacques.
That’s night one. Over the ensuing three nights, they share each other’s stories.
Jacques comes across as stalker lite, but he is a painter so one may forgive him and assume he is studying faces.
Marthe suffers “relationship” problems. The sort where you consider suicide.
Their meetings occur at night, and director Bresson has a wonderful eye for rain blurred streets.
Not much goes on, actually, but this is an atmospheric film for night owls.

Forbidden Lie$ - 2007 - Australia

Forbidden Lie$ - 2007 - 6/10


Norma Khouri penned the international bestseller, “Forbidden Love,” about the honor killing of her best friend, Dalia.
Then an Australian journalist exposed the book as a hoax.
This movie follows Khouri back to Jordan, where she repeatedly alters the story, dates, names, places.
She always has a new explanation, a fresh excuse.
Discoveries mount, old sins are exposed.
Fascinating portrayal of the chronic liar.

2020/08/27

David Crosby: Remember My Name - 2019

David Crosby: Remember My Name - 2019 - 7/10


I feared this would be yet another “victory lap” from a dimming star.
Not so. Crosby delivers a caustic commentary on his past behavior and treatment of females and bandmates.
One telling statement is that none of his previous mates will have anything to do with him.
Drugs played their part, but so too did an inflexible attitude, or as he put it, just being a jerk.
Crosby, refreshingly, never glosses over misdeeds - a sharp contrast to docs curated by family members.
This is everything that Echo In The Canyon (2018) should have been.

Echo In The Canyon - 2019 - USA

Echo In The Canyon - 2019 - 5/10


Overhyped documentary seems created primarily for an uninformed homage concert.
Leading SoCal musicians took up residences in Laurel Canyon from the mid-60’s onward.
Surviving relics air their history of what times were like. The fog of misremembered nostalgia hangs.
A great many people and bands omitted, chief among them: The Doors, Joni Mitchell, Zappa’s cronies.
The retro concert showcase more current performers who do not seem to grasp the songs.
So-called “classic” songs were originally sung by musicians in their twenties, brimming with optimism and hope.
Modern concert event is performed by aging X-ers (in their 40’s-50’s) too old and too jaded for optimism, having grown up with a worldview of irony and sarcasm.
I had been looking forward to this since I first heard of it. Sadly, this was a major disappointment.
My bride, equally soured, began playing Byrds albums to wash the new arrangements from her ears.

Donkey Punch - 2008

Donkey Punch - 2008 - 5/10



Another dead teenager plot.
Seven Brits, vacationing in Mallorca, hook up for a night of booze, drugs, and mattress action.
Aboard a yacht, no less.
When rough sex leads to accidental death, paranoia mounts … as does the death count.
Characters had IQ’s smaller than a sea sponge, though they were inventive with choice of weapons.

Note: Subs may be necessary. Characters from Leeds and N England had strong accents, not always understandable.

Animal Kingdom - 2010

Animal Kingdom - 2010 - 7/10


Young man is orphaned and moves in with his grandmother and uncles.
The adult men are hardened, armed robbers, laying low between heists, under police surveillance.
This is not a high voltage actioner.  Animal Kingdom is a study of grim decline and the inevitability of Fate.
I’ll confess, part of the draw for me was Jacki Weaver, Aussie croc-bait from 70’s exploitation flicks.
She is mesmerizing as the woman who holds the men together in a sweet smiling, grip of iron.
Basis for a US drama with actors buffed and beautiful.

Okkupert - 2015 - Norway

Okkupert - 2015 - 7/10
AKA - Occupied


Ten part Norwegian thriller set in the very near future (say a couple of years).
United States has withdrawn from NATO and grown isolationist.
The Mid-East is embroiled in civil wars.
After global warming disasters, Norway goes “green” and halts oil and gas production.
The European Union “requests” Russia to stabilize Norway, and ensure the oil flows.
Stabilization grows into occupation. Citizens turn into rebels, appeasers, collaborators, profiteers.
Often changing positions due to the world of quicksand they are caught in.
Logic is not always to the forefront here. Why does Russia care if Norway ceases oil production since that means more profits for Russia with less competition?
Engrossing story about a larger nation superseding the rights of its smaller neighbor.
Not surprisingly, Russia denounced this show.

Le Mans - 1971 - USA

Le Mans - 1971 - 7/10


A movie for McQueen fans and gearheads.
With only a handful of dramatic moments, this runs like a documentary.
Moreover, this bears the look and feel of European cinema from that era.
80% of the film is racing footage. Roaring engines, screeching tires, announcements over the PA system.
A minimal Michel Legrand score during lulls. Otherwise, viewers are immersed in the crowd.
In many ways, this reflects a last look of the gentleman’s sport of motoring, before commercial interference.
Le Mans is and was a unique film. No soap opera elements, no childish dramatics, no intrusive music.
All sports car films are dwarfed by this.

Comedy Of Power - 2006 - France

Comedy Of Power - 2006 - 6/10
AKA - L’ivresse du Pouvoir


Isabelle Huppert plays no-nonsense prosecuting attorney, trying to bring down the influential old boy cartel.
She has snagged a big fish and hopes that will lead to larger game.
Were that such strategies unfold so easily.
Layers and walls shield the real money, plus they know how to counterattack.
Pragmatic, almost cynical, study of political and economic corruption.
Huppert’s home life catches an odd triangle between her, her husband and his nephew.

Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation! - 2008 - Australia

Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation! - 2008 - 5/10 or 7/10


Documentary of Australian gonzo exploitation films from the 70’s onward.
Car crashes, nudity, cheap ripoffs of current hits.
These paved the way for Mad Max breakthroughs and popular fare of today such as Wolf Creek and Storm Warning.
Hosted by Quentin Tarantino.
Grindhouse fans, prepare to enjoy. Arthouse enthusiasts, move along.

Shockproof - 1949 - USA

Shockproof - 1949 - 5/10


The doll steps onto Hollywood Boulevard, pavement of dreams and broken promises.
Like a pampered feline, she glides into glittering boutiques and coolly purchases French perfume and flashy dresses of green satin and red silk.
Then she slinks down in the cramped office, bright from the blinding Los Angeles haze outside, the room sliced with shadows from window louvers that keep out neither the sun nor the heat
The man behind the desk is the boy scout, the square shooter, the honorable man.
Her parole officer.
Jenny crosses those long legs, flashes the smile that had ruined other men, even answers the hard questions, including -
“Yeah, I murdered him. But I’m paroled now.”
The cop is more cynical than yesterdays rubbish. He’s heard the lies before, all of 'em. Criminals never change, they merely learn new hustles.
Something about this one, this Jenny, is different, he thinks. Could be her dress, open at the neck, or the French scent, rising from the vale of desire. Could be her legs, tanned and smooth. Or it could be the hair, that flowing blonde hair.
Only the blonde came poured from a bottle, her yellow is fools gold. Flashy, but cheap, not real. Just like Jenny.
He ought to know better, our parole officer. Yet he sits transfixed by the hair, the legs, and the fragrance of perfume and warm skin. He breathes it in. Unaware, he climbs the gallows of temptation, before taking a swan dive into the troubled waters of love.

Shockproof is a Paramount crime drama, not nearly as pulpy as my opening synopsis.
Most of it moves slow and stiff, bordering on melodrama, with a Noir dash near the end.
Sam Fuller wrote the tawdry script, but Hollywood altered his ending.
An early Douglas Sirk film, replete with luxurious wardrobes, superb use of lighting, and masterful set design, including the haunting Bradbury Building (Blade Runner and “Demon with a Glass Hand”).
The story itself? Eh.
The two leads have the chemistry of a pair of water-logged two by fours.
Surprising, because in real life Cornel Wilde and Patricia Knight were a married couple.
Time waster, though Sirk enthusiasts will find plenty to admire.

Two Days, One Night - 2015 - Belgium

Two Days, One Night - 2015 - 6/10
AKA - Deux Jours, Une Nuit


Many unanswered questions litter this Belgium/French film.
Just as Sandra is ready to return to her workplace, she learns she has been laid off.
Workmates were given a vote: Keep Sandra, or let her go and get a bonus of €1000 each.
Late Friday, the employer agrees to a second vote on Monday morning.
There were only 16 employees involved, and the narrative follows Sandra as she goes from house to house, person to person, begging to reinstate her job and give up that bonus.
A moral dilemma, to be sure, and sadly, not uncommon.

To be blunt, I did not like Sandra. She was out with depression (film did not say how long), she pops Xanacs like candy, suffers repeated meltdowns, and constantly gives up.
All of us have worked with characters like Sandra.
Quitters, whiners, or simply unable to cope for whatever reason (sometimes through no fault of their own).
Nonetheless, these are souls everyone else must carry.
Females who watched with me, were grudgingly more sympathetic.
They said I have no conception of what it is like to deal with moodswings and raging hormones.
“Too bad, work at home.” (Yes, Mr. Sympathy.)
Brilliant performance.

The Girl From Monaco - 2008

The Girl From Monaco - 2008 - 4/10
AKA - La Fille de Monaco


The main character, a high powered defense attorney is miswritten as a Woody Allen nebbish type.
He makes relationship mistakes (personal and sexual) over and over.
An alibi presents itself, yet he makes a decision that no actual lawyer would ever make.
The ending is incompetent.
Pathetic writing, weak directing, over acting sink this dud quicker than an ice cube in boiling water.
Pass, unless you are the French film completest.

Passionate Lovers - 1982 - Greece

Passionate Lovers - 1982 - 4/10
AKA - I Eromeni // Ι ερομενι /// The Ambitious Lover


Aspiring Greek dancer wants to meet the great entrepreneur producer so she can fulfill her dreams.
She makes a heady impression, and within five minutes they find a room for bouncy bouncy.
Wait! He’s already married! Our dancer, Anna, she does not care. It’s love.
Wait! The producer is in debt over 30 million drachma. Oh well, easy come, easy go.
His wife, meanwhile, a jealous, ka-zillionaire sculptor, toys with a panting gym instructor.
The show numbers are cheap, interiors are empty, and an aura of sleaze pervades.
Worst of all, despite the nudity, trashy behavior, and weird subplots, the film bores.
Aside from the sultry María José Cantudo, no one else involved seems to make much effort.

2020/08/25

Murder, She Wrote: The Days Dwindle Down

Murder, She Wrote: The Days Dwindle Down (S03E21) - 1987 - NA


So, almost 40 years later, Strange Bargain gets a reboot on an episode of Murder, She Wrote.
J. B. Fletcher is asked to solve an old mystery, shown using flashbacks of the 1949 movie.
Flashbacks are edited so that the story is modified.
Any good? A trio of original actors reprise their roles, and June Havoc and Gloria Stuart are brought in.
This is Murder, She Wrote, however, which generally has a safe predictability.
Once every blue moon, though, the series kicked out a rather dark episode.
This is one of those.

Strange Bargain - 1949 - USA

Strange Bargain - 1949 - 6/10


When Sam asks his boss for a raise, he is reminded that the firm is struggling, and then fired.
Soon thereafter, the boss makes a proposal.
“I intend to kill myself, but I want you to make it look like murder afterward. My family will get the insurance, and I’ll pay you $10,000.”
What could go wrong?
Minor crime mystery benefits from good cast and an acceptable premise.
Sam is an innocent soul, though, and you cringe, watching him make mistake after mistake.

The Last Exorcism - 2010

The Last Exorcism - 2010 - 5/10


Rural Southern horror, better than anticipated.
Small time exorcist tries to release possessed girl, living among her disturbed family.
Atmospheric score. Welcome misdirection here and there.
Creative use of minuscule budget and limited sets.
Dark, moody flick, reminds one of rotten growth, bloated corpses, in a dank corner of kudzu.

Lang Historie Kort - 2015

Lang Historie Kort - 2015 - 7/10
AKA - Long Story Short


Ensemble movie tracks eight or nine friends for two or three years.
Multiple characters seem confusing, but attentive viewers will catch the rhythm and faces soon enough.
Transitory relationships, established friendships, marriages fresh and stale.
At the center is Ellen, who keeps making poor choices as far as men.
Stories advance at various parties. New Years, wedding, birthdays … Alcohol lubricates misbehavior.
Those who favor French fare or Woody Allen romantic dramas should enjoy.

A Good Woman Is Hard To Find - 2019

A Good Woman Is Hard To Find - 2019 - 5/10


A grieving young mother and her traumatized children struggle on the council estate.
Out of nowhere, a petty drug dealer forces himself into their flat, and soon starts feeling comfortable.
Slow burn story, as she grows increasingly fed up with the way others treat her.
The narrative is predictable, if totally implausible, with way too many “suspend disbelief” scenes.

One Cut Of The Dead - 2017

One Cut Of The Dead - 2017 - 7/10
AKA - Kamera Wo Tomeruna! // カメラを止めるな


$3873.54
A crew filming a low budget zombie yarn select an accursed location.
Before they know it, real zombies arise and most of the crew is swiftly consumed / converted.
Inept directing, atrocious acting, with camera work apparently by a distracted kitten.
I’m watching, thinking, “This is crap. I wonder how much they spent on this one day shoot?”
Adding digital cameras, boom mic, drone, gallons of blood, props, food, I arrived at the above amount.
Then, thirty odd minutes in, the story concludes and credits roll.


What? Hey! Where’s the rest of it? I’ve been cheated!
Be like me. Hang with those credits. Because afterward, “one month ago …”
And then the movie rolls. This thing is suddenly funny as hell.
Anyone who ever made their own film, longed to act or direct, this is essential!

Dekalog - 1989 - Poland

Dekalog - 1989 - 8/10
AKA - The Decalogue


Ten part morality series based on the Ten Commandments.
Each episode reworks a specific “thou shalt” commandment, though sometimes the reference is vague.
While stories are stand-alone, characters often reappear. Most live in the same large apartment.
Extraordinarily well done and thoughtful.
Although not a downer series, it is “Serious” filmmaking.
And yes, this is a Polish TV series, but is firmly rooted in cinema.
While I admired this and appreciated it, I did not enjoy a single episode.
For obscure music buffs, a rare chance to hear Van den Budenmayer.

The Toy Box - 1971 - USA

The Toy Box - 1971 - 5/10

Ralph and Donna are heading to one of “uncle’s” perverted parties.
Uncle, an infirm voyeur, likes to watch guests misbehave. Without clothes.


The above scene is early, before everyone disrobes and the moaning commences.
There are sequences in sunlit woodlands, cramped cars, an amorous bed, back staircase.
Virtually all dialogue is looped, once or twice the audio vanishes.
You could always switch off the sound and spin your Esquivel records.
There is the breath of a plot, and a weird twist at the end, if you can endure past the rampant nudity and rompings.
The cast is a smorgasbord of softcore luminaries from the 70’s, which is why one views this gobbler.
Uschi Digard, Neola Graef, Ann Perry, Marie Arnold, plenty more.

After Hitler - 2016 - France

After Hitler - 2016 - 7/10
AKA - An Dèidh Hitler


Two part documentary of Europe in the five years after the end of World War II.
The mass starvation, dislocation of millions, the survival of widows and orphans.
After the Soviet Union took control of eastern Europe, they took steps to engulf Greece, Germany, and any other country who would listen.
The West eventually countered, but almost too late.
Pretty much an unknown chapter for most.
Overall enlightening despite a lot of territory covered.
Note: I am increasingly unsurprised by how casually clueless many are of history.

The Booksellers - 2019

The Booksellers - 2019 - 6/10

Mixed bag for me, ultimately a disappointment.
Documentary of New York book dealers tends to focus on the rarefied strata.


Sellers of books that go for five, six, seven figures.
That excludes the majority of souls who actually buy books, as well as the group that build private collections.
The lack of onscreen documentation is astonishing. Interviewed subjects are given first names only (last names appear in the credits). Others show no names.
The narrative is jumpy and haphazard, and the editing is noticeable fade to blacks.


A few dealers peddle more commonplace titles, though they oversee huge warehouses.
There are lamentations of the demise of the heyday of used bookshops.
Barely a mention of Mr Bezos, nothing of his company, nor of eBay.