The Weeping House Of Qala - 2018 - Malta

The Weeping House Of Qala - 2018 - 7/10
AKA - Hemm Dar il-Qala

 
“I have a great idea!  There’s a house where I live, supposedly haunted.  Why don’t you shoot a documentary there?”
So declares Aaron to the film production head, and eventually Aaron shows the way into the derelict home.
The film crew, a mix of scoffers and the superstitious, soon hear more than bumps and creaks.
Do they flee?  Do they ever?  
The chief character is the house, filled with spirits of those who lived inside before coming to bitter ends.
Well done dark house horror, filmed in Malta.

Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie - 2016 - UK

Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie - 2016 - 6/10

 
I thought I had escaped, that this was forgotten, then my wife spied it in a bargain bin for 66₯.
Tired comedy that is twenty years too late and tries too hard.
Apart from Lumley, the cast has visibly aged.  Physically, and their characters seem much older.
Patsy, though, is in fine form.
Story is of Edwina chasing Kate Moss to be her agent, idly killing Moss, then fleeing to France.
There are laughs in this, more in the final act.
If one condensed the best jokes and lines, you would have a great half hour episode.
Bloated and soggy.  Stick with the original series.

The Love Punch - 2013 - UK

The Love Punch - 2013 - 4/10

 
Tedious, forced comedy, undermined further with a totally implausible script and broad over-acting.
Felt like rehashed 60's farce.
Pierce Brosnan (who looks ill here) plays soon-to-retire tycoon who sells business, only to discover he sold to a corporate raider who emptied all accounts, including pensions.  His included.
With ex-wife (Emma Thompson) and two friends he decides to crash the raider’s wedding and steal a diamond worth £10 million.
OK, call me jaded.  £10 million is the haul?  For pensions, his ex’s retirement, kids’ money, etc ...  £10 million?
Moreover, didn’t his company have lawyers or accountants to protect the finances?  Or litigate afterward?
Pensions are usually sacrosanct.  Separate from all other elements of negotiations.  So I never bought that angle.
Their method of crashing a wedding - which I shall not spoil - is preposterous.
(Trust me, Zelda and I have crashed our share of weddings, domestic and abroad.)
Film is OK enough for undemanding souls in the mood for corn.

The Master Key - 1945 - USA

The Master Key - 1945 - 6/10

 
Universal serial set in 1938, before WWII.
Secret Nazis and Nazi sympathizers plan to buy up all the US manufacturing companies and corporations they can.
That way, once war starts, they will own the States.
To accomplish their task, they need money - lots of it.
Fortunately, they have copied the “Orotron,” a device that can extract an endless supply of gold from sea water.
Combating this conspiracy is one FBI agent, one police detective, and a plucky female newspaper reporter.
Luckily for them, there is an empty theater hall nearby, filled with juvenile delinquents who don’t like Nazis, either.
Fast paced cliffhanger with fairly good twists - the usual cheats, nice cast, inventive plot.

Guilty Bystander - 1950 - USA

Guilty Bystander - 1950 - 6/10

Georgia tracks down her ex-husband, ex-cop, now working as house dick in a grungy dump.
He fits in just fine – he’s a lush.
Still, Georgia’s brother is missing, along with her and her ex’s toddler son.
Max, after a few belts of whiskey, heads out.
Cheap Noir benefits from creative cinematography and sleazy set design.
The plot, a feeble muffin, is a who’s-got-it mystery.
Max’s stumbling, lurching hunt (yeah, still drinking) staggers from one odd character to another.

 
Certainly not top Noir, yet this will be fine for hardcore buffs of the genre.

Subs = https://subscene.com/subtitles/guilty-bystander/english/2670747

LV 426 - 2017 - USA

LV 426 - 2017

 
Rearranging of Prometheus as a direct prequel to Alien.
This is a timely edit since it is apparent director Scott seems disinclined to follow the Prometheus arc any time soon.
The B-movie angle is paramount here.  This has a 50's SciFi look.  Horror elements are more to the fore, as well, with an emphasis on dark undercurrents and heightened tension.
The character “David” is particularly Machiavellian here, whether by programming or faults.
The grandeur of the original is lacking, though the original was a disappointing failure of broad ambition mangled by sloppy, poorly focused writing.
Faneditor “TMBTM” has crafted a great late night ride. The last act interweaves several stories and strikes the hammer down.  Strap in for high octane excitement.

Note: Some sources offer subtitles, most do not.
I converted the pgs subs to srt, then did a wee bit of editing.
My srt = https://www.addic7ed.com/movie/122414

Dark Water - 2019 - Australia

Dark Water - 2019 - 6/10

 
Teratoma keepers, check this one!
Gemini is sorting through Mom’s belongings after her recent death.
Things in the house, or her perception of things, baffle and soon unsettle her.
Horror short is imaginative and unexpected.
Fans of Caitlín Kiernan will catch ripples in this.

Subs = https://subscene.com/subtitles/dark-water-2019/english/2670480

Modern Times: The Vikings Are Coming - 2014 - UK

Modern Times: The Vikings Are Coming - 2014 - 6/10

 
What is wrong with British men?
Don’t ask me, ask British women.
Single women.  The ones who want children, but lack a boyfriend or husband.
They’re heading for the sperm bank.
Only they don’t want reliable British steel.  They want Danes.
Has to do with anonymous donors, which is the UK method.
Whereas Denmark males offer names, photos, brief stories.  English birds make more personal choices that way.
Rather shallow documentary skirts an issue of what happens when donor children appear at daddy’s door when they hit 18?
Also - the cuter Danes are very popular.  A couple have potentially sired over 100 offspring.
What happens if those children meet down the line ... and breed, or inbreed?

Bram Stoker’s Dracula: Silent - 1992 / 2017 - USA

Bram Stoker’s Dracula: Silent - 1992 / 2017

 
The Coppola classic, transformed into a pre 20's Silent film.
An inspired reworking, though not without faults.
First - and many members commented on this during the “in progress” stage - the font for the inter-titles is difficult to read and the type is too small. Adding to this, the inter-titles often disappear before one is able to digest them.
Second - the original two hour running time has been condensed to one hour.   Events rush at a furious pace so that the narrative is often confused.  Newcomers to the story will be lost.
Better, there are two Philip Glass scores available. The Kronos Quartet and the solo piano from the restored 1931 Dracula.
The color tinting on this is magnificent, from enhancing the mood for specific scenes to coloring a flash of lightning or tiny detail.
Faneditor “Paulisdead2221“ shines here.
Recommended, though anticipate those inter-titles.

Bauhaus: A New Era - 2019 - Germany

Bauhaus: A New Era - 2019 - 7/10
AKA - Die Neue Zeit

 
Scoring this for history, and info pertinent to the rise and difficulties of the Weimar artistic house.
Behind the scenes, conservatives and academics struggle to undermine and control “new” visions.
Students, meanwhile, are idealistic and romantic.  Expect liaisons.
Name-checked are Walter Gropius, Alma Mahler, Johannes Itten, Joost Schmidt, and the enigmatic Dörte Helm
Although there is a chronological series of events, there is an underlying theme of male / female conflict.
At times, this got soapy and I was unsure of accuracy vs. demographic calculations.
There is supposedly a second season planned, where the movement encounters the National Socialist Party.

Home - 2008 - Switzerland

Home - 2008 - 6/10

 
For ten years, the family of five has been living in a beat up, pre-fab wreck of a house less than twenty meters from an abandoned highway.  Funding for the road dried up ten years ago and they have enjoyed rural bliss.
Without warning, road crews arrive, shift all their belongings next to the house, install guardrails.
Next day, traffic arrives.  First a trickle - then a steady stream - finally bumper to bumper.
Endless honking and exhaust fumes.
Film follows how they cope ... and how they don’t cope.
Acting, led by Isabel Huppert, fine across the board in downbeat movie.

Big problem with the plot is few countries would permit them to remain.  Certainly not France, where this is set.
Governments would seize the land by eminent domain (compulsory purchase, resumption, acquisition, expropriation, etc ...) to protect themselves from potential liability or legal conflicts.

The Sukaiwaka Fortress - 1958 / 2016 - Japan

The Sukaiwaka Fortress - 1958 / 2016

 

Modification of Kurosawa’s The Hidden Fortress, major inspiration for Star Wars.
Changes here are subtle and sweeping.
All music has been replaced with John Williams’ scores.
Here and there, subtitles have been altered with **Star Wars phrases and references.
This is well done. Faneditor “ssj” also provides a FULL commentary track which will prove invaluable for aspiring editors as well as the curious.

Helpless - 2012 - S Korea

Helpless - 2012 - 7/10
AKA - Hwa-cha  //  화차

 
Well paced Korean mystery.
Enroute to introduce his fiancée to his family, the boyfriend stops at a gas station for coffee and snacks.
Inside the car, the girlfriend answers her cellphone.
The boyfriend returns to an empty car.
He cannot find her.  The police are uninterested, dismissing it as bridal jitters.
The boyfriend hunts harder, discovers she was not who she claimed.  His fiancée was an imposter.
Eventually he hires a friend / relative (?), ex-police to track her down.
All that occurs early on in dark, downward spiral of a tale.
Solid mystery / thriller.  Absorbing date flick, especially if your partner keeps secrets.

100 Streets - 2016 - UK

100 Streets - 2016 - 6/10

 
Ensemble cast of three couples play out a few days of their lives.
Two pairs navigate difficulties in their marriages.
The third is an unlikely relationship between an aging actor and a younger man with poetic gifts.
Light interweaving of stories, but this is not, say, Love Actually.
Because most struggle throughout, the film can be a sour pill.
I disliked some of the plot contrivances near the end, felt like the writers ran out of gas.
Hour and a half of varying drama.

Murder In Mount Saint-Michel - 2022 - France

Murder In Mount Saint-Michel - 2022 - 6/10
AKA - Meurtres au Mont Saint-Michel

The man is troubled.  Aside from a half dozen cats, he walks the late night alleys alone.
Until he reaches the church.  Enters, and has another session with the exorcist.
Next morning, the sufferer is found dead, leading to the arrival of the gendarmes.

 
French murder mystery with a good sense of place – though the fog seems perpetual in this.
The mystery takes second place in this, however, as the two cops have the hots for each other.
And we, lucky / hapless viewers get to see their lust play out.
She is married, he is divorced (one wonders why).  Both appear to have been cast for looks, not presence.
The female officer, the senior partner, captain, looks underage for the role.
Weak time waster.  You won’t care about the deaths, motives, revelations.

World War One - 1964 - USA

World War One - 1964 - 7/10

 
One hundred years ago, the United States entered the “war to end all wars.”
This documentary highlights the American reaction to, and subsequent involvement in World War I.
Robert Ryan narrates and this has a wealth of newsreels and images, many seldom seen before.
Episodes also highlight the less traveled:  the occupation of Belgium, the Lusitania, the Jutland naval campaign, Germany’s meddling in Mexico to distract America, home front disorder, and an early word - slackers.
Also detailed look at the aftermath.  Reparations against Germany, along with Allied interference with the new nation, Soviet Union, aiding the “Whites” and sowing the seeds of distrust that grow to this day.

There are several outstanding documentaries on World War I.
The finest in The Great War (1964), 26 episodes with interviews of still surviving veterans.
This documentary, World War One, covers slightly different ground and should appeal to Yanks.
A third, The First World War (2003), is excellent at covering the “world” aspects of the conflict, displaying battles outside of Europe.

Coin Locker Girl - 2015 - S Korea

Coin Locker Girl - 2015 - 6/10
AKA - Cha-i-na-ta-un  //  차이나타운

 
So named because she was abandoned as an infant in locker #10, Incheon subway.
Rescued and cared for by homeless squatters until taken to a crime boss.
Ma Wuhee, later known as Mom, specialist in short term loans.
Meaning, high expense loan shark.  The deeper the debt, the better.
Since her profitable sideline is organ harvesting.
Ma Wuhee is a real force, a dark, heartless presence throughout.
Sadly, the story is of the foundling, Il Young, who becomes one of her enforcers.
That character is unbelievable.  Anyone who has viewed enough K-dramas or other S Korean fare would view her bullying and scowling leaving her shot full of lead.
An inept romance is attempted.  For who?  The teen demographic?
Derivative and predictable.  Watch this for Kim Hye-Soo’s portrayal of the female crime boss.

The Victorians: Their Story In Pictures - 2009 - UK

The Victorians: Their Story In Pictures - 2009 - 7/10

 
Four part documentary series on the Victorians as seen through the cinema of the day - paintings.
Pictures that not only reflected times and conditions of the era, but how the people wanted to view themselves.
Entertaining, informative, never dusty.  Plenty of details for genre fans yet accessible for casual trippers, as well.
Host Jeremy Paxman seems curious, skeptical, almost wistful at times.
Fairly chronological, going from early moralistic scenes to the Empire at its height to the melancholy themes of the Pre Raphaelites, the Aesthetic Movement, and beyond.

 
This series aired a few years ago, yet is readily available.
As always with Victorians, so much of their world echoes our own.

Blow The Man Down - 2019 - USA

Blow The Man Down - 2019 - 7/10

 
Townfolk began to grow uneasy with the sportin’ house by the sea.
Where young girls of horizontal position earn their pay.
Oh, back in the day, the bad days, the hard days, it paid its way.
Only now, the bodies sundered the shackles of the peace of the key.
After their mother’s funeral, sisters Priscilla and Mary Beth get entangled in murder.
Both are out of their depth, especially after dark intelligence moves their way.
Brooding winter Noir boasts keen eyed sense of place in a Maine fishing village.
Hardened temperaments throughout;  this is not J. B. Fletcher’s New England.

I Can’t Sleep - 1994 - France

I Can’t Sleep - 1994 - 6/10
AKA - J'ai Pas Sommeil

 
Story tracks a young Lithuanian girl just arriving in Paris to visit great aunt.
Also, it transpires, to meet a playwright or producer who apparently offered her work (?).
Camera trails her around, as well as another immigrant working the transgender entertainment sphere.
Without spoiling the plot, there is sporadic police activity and surveillance throughout.
In the background, there is the third thread of a shadowy “granny killer.”
Absorbing study of the Parisian underbelly.
Not an especially “fun” film, yet it held my interest.
Betty Blue fans, Béatrice Dalle has supporting role.

Their Finest - 2017 - UK

Their Finest - 2017 - 6/10

 
Britain during the Blitz.  Political powers request a morale boosting film.
“Find a good story, maybe add an angle the Yanks will be drawn to.”
A Dunkirk news item is investigated, writers start fleshing out the story, studio honchos try to compromise with various Ministries.
Actors, fans, obstacles, and throughout, a rain of bombs.
Nostalgia territory, with nods towards Day For Night, as well as Foreign Correspondent.