2022/08/06

Angel Face - 1952 - USA

Angel Face - 1952 - 7/10

 
A near death strikes the posh household.
The wealthy family takes a shine to ambulance driver Frank, hires him as chauffeur, gives him his own room.
And Fortune takes notice of the fool.
Twenty year old daughter, Diane, “sees something” in Frank and flirts shamelessly.
After Diane’s parents perish in a automobile accident, she and Frank quickly marry.
That way, neither can testify against the other.
Top Noir benefits from Mitchum’s charisma, and Jean Simmons is hypnotic as the innocent looking femme fatale.
Crisply photographed, perfectly paced, one of the best.

Gaza Surf Club - 2016 - Germany

Gaza Surf Club - 2016 - 7/10

 
Forget the woody, and leave the big gun board in granddad’s garage.
This doc follows the tiny (30 members) surf community in the Gaza Strip.
Between bombing runs, shellings, ceasefires and full on contact, the group tries to make time to hit the waves.
More than average surf porn, this is about the locals, how they live, what their environment looks like.
Shoreline is blown up rubble and shipwrecks.  The city is blasted buildings, burnt out cars.
The men are optimistic, though realistic to barriers, restrictions, and a limited future.
Beautiful, sometimes harrowing surfing scenes, and a look at the very, very few females in the waves.
This should pair well with another third world surf doc, On The Wave  (2013).

Mr. Holmes - 2015 - UK

Mr. Holmes - 2015 - 6/10

 
Character study of the consulting detective played by the peerless Ian McKellen.
Holmes has survived friends and family, as well as WWI and WWII, which I find hard to swallow.
The brilliant mind, now into its 90's, struggles with dementia and confused memories.
Companions include housekeeper and her son, and a doctor who looks in on him.
Otherwise, he is a man who has outlived his time and lingers in an era that sweeps past.
I appreciated this movie more than I enjoyed it.
I am at the age where select neighbors and relatives collapse into confined rooms.
Not the most pleasant of reminders that this future will be mine sooner than later.
Film echoes earlier Robin And Marion (1976) which was rather depressing also.

2022/08/05

The Pace That Kills! - 1928 - USA

The Pace That Kills! - 1928 - 6/10

 
Ma sends Eddie off to the wicked big city to hunt for his older sister, gone a year now.
He lands a job at the department store and catches the eye of co-worker Fannie.
When Eddie complains of a headache, she has just the thing.  Headache powder.
One sniff and, Wowza, I’ve got lots of energy!
Fannie takes him to a high class nightclub, stiffens his drink with a splash from her thigh flask.
Later at the private party, she lights up a king sized smoke and gives him a big old drag.
By now, Eddie’s head is swirling so fast, he doesn’t realize Fannie is pulling the pickle into the petals.
My God, this creaky Silent is a lot of fun!
Of course, it’s a stern warning to all “country boys” about the sinful city, easy women, and drugs.
I’d be on the next bus in a heartbeat.
Remade as Cocaine Fiends (1935), this earlier version has better actors, higher production values, superior editing.

When Eight Bells Toll - 1971 - UK

When Eight Bells Toll - 1971 - 6/10

 
Ships are sinking, people are disappearing, and gold bullion is being hijacked.
Don’t look for Auric Goldfinger, he went flying awhile ago.
Agent Phillip Calvert is dispatched to investigate, along with Intelligence mate, Hunslett.
As they start sniffing around the Scottish harbors, near-sighted foes attack.
Bits and bobs of Bondworld flit past, but the budget for this pales next to the 007 opulence.
Fights are poorly choreographed, Robert Morley plays his role as a blustering buffoon.
The film annoyed me at first, but after awhile I shrugged and accepted it for what it was.
Anthony Hopkins seems of similar disposition, stiff initially, gradually enjoying the silliness of it.

The Riot Club - 2014 - UK

The Riot Club - 2014 - 6/10

 
Privileged toffs behaving very badly, indeed.
Not only are they rich, entitled, and destined for the best of everything, but they get to urinate all over the lower orders.
At least they do in this film.
Supposedly based on the Burlington Club, the Riot Club originated after the death of Lord Ryot.
Film rings false as they would not book an evenings revelry in a bourgeois pub.
Nor would they hire a call girl who would balk.
Also, paparazzi and phone cams are ubiquitous nowadays.
Nevertheless, a curious choice for conspiracy and Illuminati buffs.

2022/08/04

The City Of Lost Children - 1995 - France

The City Of Lost Children - 1995 - 7/10
AKA - La Cité des Enfants Perdus

Mesmerizing, if confusing, story of kidnapped children and the mad scientist trying to steal their dreams.
In a sentence, that is the premise in a film wildly imaginative in visuals and ideas.

 
Of course, why does the scientist kidnap children?
Meanwhile, a cult of one-eyed cyborgs prowl the fog-laden seaport and carnival.

 
There is nothing remotely predictable in this work, which ought to be viewed with as little info as possible.
Funny, profound at times, and a mysterious adventure.

Sex For Sale - 1974 - Hong Kong

Sex For Sale - 1974 - 5/10
AKA - Mian Ju  //  面具

 
Wide-eyed Lin arrives in Hong Kong and immediately swells the ranks of the unemployed.
Fortunately, he catches the eye of a talent scout, who opens doors for him, as well as her thighs.
Yeah, one of “those“ films, in this instance a steamy Category III.
Females soon flock and flutter around him, only he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Rather than press his advantage, Lin remains broke, despite servicing women of wealth and influence.
The style is pure disco in dayglow colors in this trashy melodrama, played straight instead of sleazy.

Revealing Anne Lister - 2010 - UK

Revealing Anne Lister - 2010 - 6/10

 
Documentary about the scandalous Ms Lister, landowner and womanizer during the Regency era.
Womaniz - huh?  Say what?
Apparently this Sappho tale was an open secret during her time, though she did live in seclusion and was rich.
Money always helps cloak taboos.
She left journals containing 4 millions words.  Juicy bits, seductions and graphic depictions, are written in code.
The code was cracked in the 1890's, yet a descendant suppressed it.
The journals were deciphered again in the 1930's, again in the 60's, both times suppressed.
Finally, in 1988 the diaries were published.  It is astonishing they survived, instead of being burned.
Most of the “talking heads” in this are excellent, commenting with wry humour.
The presenter, on the other hand, is an insecure soul who brings up her own life experiences throughout, and cracks sarcastic.
Anne Lister’s story is interesting, the narrator’s life is not.

2022/08/03

Love & Mercy - 2015 - USA

Love & Mercy - 2015 - 8/10

 
Resisted this for a very long time.
I am very familiar with the Beach Boys, particularly Brian Wilson’s story.
Glossing or fabricating on the filmmakers part would ruin this for me.

A few quibbles aside, this is highly recommended to Wilson fans, and generally recommended to casuals.
Paul Dano portrays Brian at his creative zenith, while John Cusack’s Wilson is caught, not in the lowest point, but certainly in a career trench.
Dano very good as young Brian, innocent, ebullient, full of uncontrolled ideas.
Cusack has the tougher road as he does not resemble Brian, yet he does not fall into the cheap actor’s trick of impersonation.  Hairstyle or Wilson’s sidespeech.  Cusack works marvels with mannerisms.
Basic tale of collapse and later resurrection is smartly told, if somewhat disingenuous.
Outstanding use of colors and clothing to evoke time and convey subliminal messages.
The two docs on this are helpful.

First problem - Dr Landy.  Yes, a despicable, self-serving cad, and yet, he did get Brian out of bed, got him to exercise, eat better, lose weight.  He also pushed him into the studio to craft a great album.
(Rolling Stone published an insightful article in their August 11, 1988 issue.)
No reference whatsoever to the “drainers” as Marilyn (wife #1) called them.
The spongers and hangers on who were human parasites.
No reference to Diane Rovell, Marilyn’s sister.  Both were in Wilson produced groups, The Honeys and Spring.  

Another problem - The band’s discomfort with “Pet Sounds”.  As if they did not understand it.  Fact is, Brian used crack musicians and the band knew the songs would be difficult to perform live.  (Note - they later learned.)
This dovetails into the “Smile” sessions where Mike Love lobbied hard to return to the old cars, girls and surf formula, which was already passé.
In 1967 music was exploding.  Filmmakers, instead of playing a Dusty Springfield song, should have selected The Doors, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, Cream, Hendrix, to name a few, to show just how out of touch Mike Love was, and how Brian, following his own muse, was more cued in.

Another quibble.  Although the movie flashbacks on the early Beach Boy ascent, the subsequent years are not shown.  The band continued, with and without Brian, to release well received albums for another decade.

As noted, these are nitpicks, and the casual Beach Boys fan couldn’t care less.  Moreover, hardcore fans - of any musician, poet, writer, actor, artist, chef - are often obsessive and strange.
 

Correspondence
 

In the summer of 1996, the inaugural issue of the fanclub newsletter, “Break Away with Brian Wilson” showed up in my mailbox.  This came out of nowhere and I was thrilled!
I think my name was added to the initial mailing list by David Leaf, author of “The Beach Boys And The California Myth” as well as the liner notes for the Beach Boys Capitol two-fers.  I had written him occasionally, asking specific questions or making comments.
Anyway, I scribbled a thank you note for the newsletter and posted it back to Sherman Oaks.
No reply.
The newsletters showed up on and off for several years.  Two one year, three another, perhaps one in a busy year.
I wrote back sometimes.  Referenced an article in the newsletter, or spoke about the record store where I still worked.  What was selling, what staff listened to, what customers said or did or bought.  Or a story.
No reply.
This was a lean period in Wilson’s career.  Comebacks are hard in America.  “I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times” sold fair, “Orange Crate Art” sold poorly.  He hit the road with a strong backing group anchored by The Wondermints.  They performed “Pet Sounds” and deeper Beach Boy cuts to growing audiences.  Seemingly overnight, Brian was rediscovered.
Newsletters described the studio, the tours, his family life.  Possibly, the fanclub flyers helped with his return, but were no longer necessary.  After the winter of 2002 there were no more.  “Break Away with Brian” vanished as mysteriously as it had arrived.

An early issue on pdf - https://sites.google.com/site/saikung4/Break%20Away%201.pdf

I continued to drop the odd letter now and then, always to the old Sherman Oaks address.
No reply.
Then again, none of my letters were ever returned.
Someone received them.
I sent my last letter in 2004, as our record store was closing.  Across the country, record shops were disappearing, like soda fountains, like video stores, like bookshops soon would.  The era of “owning" music had passed.
Ours was a huge store with deep catalog.  I wrote Brian how our bins emptied, how we shifted dwindling stock to the front and killed the lights in most of the store.  The atmosphere was eerie and depressing.
I told Brian how we kept “Imagination” and “Roxy Theatre” in rotation to the end, sending out good vibes to staff and customers.  I thanked him for the sheer volume of fabulous songs he had shared with people.  Thanked him being positive and giving in a world that is seldom either.  Sent the letter.  A day later, switched off the lights for good.
No reply.
And yet ... over the years, instead of a letter, stray gifts graced my mailbox ...
 

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Brian has always been a totally class act.

Outland - 1981 - UK

Outland - 1981 - 6/10

 
Space marshal is sent to Io to investigate mysterious deaths.
There are illegal drugs, normally tolerated, except are causing fatalities.
Powerful forces behind the drugs, official whitewashing, and none of the residents want to snitch.
What’s a law man to do?  Aside from waiting for the hired mercenaries to kill him.
OK SciFi, bears a passing resemblance to High Noon.
A few “space” externals in this, though better if you watch as a crime thriller.  (Bad guys are below dumb.)
Sean Connery is the best thing in this as stubborn, no nonsense cop.

Clones - 2015 - Switzerland

Clones - 2015 - 6/10

 
Mr. Freeman, physicist in an orbiting station, has a tumor the size of an apple in his brain.
Surgery is required, though standard procedure is to make a backup of his brain first.
All the memories of his 442 IQ.
Dark, futuristic short suggests a disquieting horizon for those too valuable to die.
In delicious casting, Replicant N6MAA10816 (Roy Batty) plays Dr. Richards, cloning specialist.

Subs = https://subscene.com/subtitles/clones/english/2840683

2022/08/02

Cop Hater - 1958 - USA

Cop Hater - 1958 - 6/10

Late entry in Noir genre is a grimy, sweaty hunt for a cop killer.
Dialogue stilted initially, though one grows accustomed to it.  Based on an Ed McBain novel.  (For ripe pulp prose, track down episodes of “Broadway Is My Beat,” OTR from the 50's.)
From the look of the barely clad females, air conditioning had not been invented yet.
Hot summer, lingerie cheesecake cooling in front of open blade fans.
Many picture compositions appear yanked off detective paperbacks.

 
The precinct knuckles down, slaps suspects, cuts deals.  Sensitive, good-guy cops, no.
Robert Loggia is the main star.  Look for a young Jerry Orbach (Law & Order) as delinquent gang leader.

 
Film simmers and boils into a bruising finish with twist ending.
Sleazy, enjoyable film.

The Dig - 2021 - UK

The Dig - 2021 - 5/10

 
Obscure history that must have sounded great during the pitch.
1939, eve of Germany invading Poland, Britain poised for another war.
In Suffolk, gentry Mrs. Pretty hires Basil Brown to excavate mounds that she feels are burial sites.
He is working class, though self-educated, while her days are numbered and she knows it.
Anyone can predict how events will proceed.
There isn’t much plot here, and what there is, is utterly predictable.
Filmmakers shoehorn in a romance, spice it with the hint of homosexuality, add meddling by degreed toffs.
There are fine actors involved, given little to do in this thin broth of a story, riddled with inaccuracies.

Villain - 1971 - UK

Villain - 1971 - 6/10

 
Richard Burton, in shrewd casting, is gangland boss Vic Dakin.
Most of the illegalities run along lines of loan sharking, protection, blackmail.
The latter, rife with sexual proclivities or infidelities.
Along those line, too, is the overt homosexual behavior of Vic and chum, Wolfie.
I suspect much of this stemmed from the Krays downfall in 1969.
Sneering, belligerent tone, and Burton is a nasty piece of work.
Many “English” references flew past me (I gathered the Parliament connection equated with Profumo).
Underrated, half-forgotten gangster film should be sought out by crime fans.

2022/08/01

Paris: The Crazy Years - 2005 - Canada

Paris: The Crazy Years - 2005 - 6/10

After the Great War (WWI) ends, Parisian celebration turned into a decade long, wild bender.
Prostitution was legal, drugs and alcohol were cheap and plentiful.
The City Of Light became a magnet for thousands of American GI’s, who lingered and partied.
For Americans of color, why return to slave mentality US, when France offered freedom?
From Josephine Baker to hot Jazz musicians.

 
Elsewhere, Fitzgerald, Hemingway and their set.  Creative souls freed of social inhibitions.
Good times never last, though.  The Depression, followed by the Nazis, snuffed the bright lights.
Part of the “Sin Cities” trilogy.

Freeway - 1996 - USA

Freeway - 1996 - 7/10

 
“Look who got hit with the ugly stick!”
Imaginative update of Little Red Riding Hood, finds teenage runaway trying to find safety with grandma.
Chasing her is a pedophile, serial killer, whom she has already fought off once.
Leaving him disfigured, but really p!ssed off.
Reese Witherspoon nails this so hard, and it’s a real shame her later career veered white bread over white trash.
Kiefer Sutherland, as the creepy high school counselor, is perfect as the smiling foil.
Don’t miss those opening Crumb inspired credits!

The Zombie Walks - 1968 - Germany

The Zombie Walks - 1968 - 5/10
AKA - Im Banne des Unheimlichen

Movie opens during church funeral as pallbearers hoist the coffin.
Whereupon gales of laughter issue from the oblong box.
Does anyone investigate?  Heck no, they’re British, avoid embarrassment at all costs.
They seal the stiff in the crypt and head to the pub.
Krimi based on Edgar Wallace book is a campy spoof the of genre, as well as Gothic potboilers.

 
Sure enough, soon as folks wonder if the corpse ain’t dead a skull faced fiend starts killin’.
The movie blasts along with murders, chases, blondes, and dozens of suspects.
Even during simple interviews, filmmakers toss in crazy sets and visuals to distract you.

 
Though “set” in England, with Lords, Rolls Royces, Scotland Yard, this is a German production all the way.
Not the best Krimi.  A nutty film for aficionados of odd.

2022/07/31

Swordsman II - 1992 - Hong Kong

Swordsman II - 1992 - 7/10
AKA - Siu ngo gong woo: Dung Fong Bat Bai // 笑傲江湖II東方不敗

 
This, and the Wong Fei-Hung films, helped propel Jet Li to stardom.
Jet Li is the pure warrior, ala Sir Galahad, who wants to cease the interminable battles.
He is an idealist in a world that is dark, bitter, brutal.
Romance strikes and he attracted to a village girl, not realizing she is actually an arch enemy.

 
Nor that she is / was a man, who castrated himself to heighten his magic powers.
A very beguiling Brigitte Lin.
Swordsplay wuxia actioner, with a lot of wire work.  Followed by East Is Red.
Get the Hong Kong original, avoid the US dubbed, dumbed down version.

Bite The Bullet - 1975 - USA

Bite The Bullet - 1975 - 7/10

 
1908, the Wild West fades into the sunset, but not before a 700 mile race.
Men and horses, cross country through desert and mountains.
The newspaper sponsoring this offers prize money, and loads the field with their own thoroughbred.
Contestants are an assortment:  gunfighter, aging Rough Riders, hooker, vaquero, a Brit.
Cast led by Gene Hackman and James Coburn, bolstered with Ben Johnson, Jan Michael Vincent, Candice Bergen (way too pretty to accept as a prostitute).
Admirable filmmaking, sumptuously photographed, excellent late-era Western.

To Paint Or Make Love - 2005 - France

To Paint Or Make Love - 2005 - 5/10
AKA - Peindre ou Faire l'amour

 
Guy retires, lives in the city, worries about getting bored.
His girlfriend, out one afternoon painting in rural oblivion, is approached by the blind mayor and given a tour of a house for sale.
Next beat, the guy and his girlfriend buy deserted pastures manor and move to the woodlands.
In other films, this would be slasher setup.  If only.
The pair befriend the mayor, his girlfriend, and, for reasons unexplained to viewers, lose their moral compass.
As in, they become “swingers,” mostly one gathers, because they suffer ennui.
Sorta like the energy they put into their performances.
Anyway, attractive visitors soon appear and disrobe.
More jaded souls would think rural sex romps and imagine natives of the Ozarks, or Everglades, or Outback, or Yorkshire in winter, and cringe.
Move yourself to Provence for more appetizing bareback riders.
Well photographed, pretentious fantasy.