Snake Monsters - 1994 - Hong Kong

Snake Monsters - 1994 - 5/10
AKA - She yao shin ling // 蛇 妖

 
Jungle snakes aspire to incarnate to human level.
Easiest way – temporarily disguise themselves as human and have lots of sex with the real thing.
Expect mountains of nudity and frantic bouncing and panting.
Meanwhile, a restaurant owner grows rich selling snake soup to turistas.
Since snake soup boosts your virility off the scales (sorry).
After the Cat 3 sextro, story meanders in a half dozen directions.
Producers tried to remake Green Snake and made limp noodle.

Fool Me Once - 2024 - UK

Fool Me Once - 2024 - 5/10

Yes, that would be you and me, sucker.
Overly convoluted “mystery” that keeps adding characters and puzzles with each episode.
Like an infomercial, “But wait!  There’s more!” until the mess collapses into silliness.
Maya, ex combat veteran, trigger-happy Maya, has lost her sister and husband to murder.
His rich family suspect her, she suspects … gasp … a conspiracy.

 
Donning a disguise (clichéd baseball cap), she starts sleuthing.
Everyone plays a bit over-the-top, and overly suspicious.
Each installment, I’m going, “Now what?”
Based on wildly popular Harlan Coben novel.
As with his The Innocent, I started losing patience midway.

The Beatles: Made On Merseyside - 2018 - UK

The Beatles: Made On Merseyside - 2018 - 6/10

 
Pretty good documentary for Beatles fanatics.
This sticks with the formative years.
Skiffle, Johnny and the Moondogs, the Quarrymen.
Many of the heads interviewed are ex-members or friends from art school.
Pete Best gets a fair amount of time.  Brother Roag gives a tour of the Casbah, now a museum.
Doc concludes as “Please, Please Me” breaks and the band ignites.

Mora - 2024 - USA

Mora - 2024 - 6/10

 
Cody believes he has discovered an AI anomaly.
“The ghost in the machine,” he tells girlfriend Hannah.
Cody continues to experiment, adding layers, the bitter irony not lost on him.
He is a graphic designer – was an internet artist – before clients bailed for free AI generated art.
The search for the frightening woman leads him deeper down the rabbit hole.
Taut Horror short, gloomy bonbon to launch one’s fright night.
(Update: This has been picked up to be adapted into a feature.)
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3370439

The Library Thief - 2011 - Sweden

The Library Thief - 2011 - 7/10
AKA - Bibliotekstjuven

 
John works in the national library (Stockholm) as a menial researcher.
A chance opportunity cracks the door to advancement, likewise access to priceless materials.
The polite face masks envy, jealously, resentment, greed.
Who’s going to miss a few books?  Books that can be sold to dealers of high-end antiquities.
Nightmare for book lovers and collectors, fans of the library.
Sadly, inspired by a real individual.  Curious: Anders Burius.

Outside The Law - 1920 - USA

Outside The Law - 1920 - 6/10

 
Confucius quoting Chang Lo attempts to rehabilitate two criminals.
Dad is partially reformed, before being framed and sent to the slammer for 8 months.
Daughter Molly, engages in a jewel heist masterminded by Big Mike.
Fairly good crime drama set in Chinatown.
Lon Chaney plays two parts, and he is better as the gangster.
This is a Priscilla Dean vehicle, and she dominates.
Morality tale of redemption, the midsection is awfully starchy.

Xenogenesis - 1978 - USA

Xenogenesis - 1978 - 5/10

 
Early SciFi effort by James Cameron borrows from Forbidden Planet and “Demon With A Glass Hand”.
Male cyborg and human female raised by computer set forth to rebuild the species.
Wind up on “abandoned” civilization, giant robot janitor removing intrusions.
Surviving footage appears to be workprint of lengthy confrontation.
Cameron has let AI play with his famous films, he ought to let it “improve” this short.

The Honey Trap - 2026 - USA

The Honey Trap - 2026 - 7/10

 
Ex-soldier agrees to an oral interview of an incident during “The Troubles”.
Plenty of old IRA members have given their side, but he is the first British soldier.
Dave recalls when he and young buddy Bobby flirted with two girls in a Belfast pub.
The girls were friendly, attractive, and coaxing.  Offering?
For Bobby, that was his last night.  Dave carried the grief, and searched for decades.
Knowing there are always survivors, laughing during holidays, enjoying Life.
Grievances linger for generations, revenge merely bides its time.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3370779

The Hatred - 2018 - USA

The Hatred - 2018 - 7/10

“As long as there is a God, there is a devil.  And where there is no God, there is the devil.”

1869, Blackfoot Territory.  Union soldiers find themselves lost in the wilderness.

 
Low on ammo, out of food, freezing, starving.
An isolated cabin, mother and daughters, easy to murder … afterward.
Except they missed one daughter, who prays to the devil for vengeance.
The devil is ever-alert, and nearby swings an instrument.

 
Compelling film, told from the girl’s point of view, before a small military court.
The head man, like many, is godless and impatient.
She is not spinning yarns, she is quoting scripture.  Exodus, Matthew, Proverbs, John, Psalms, mostly Isaiah.
Stunning photography, monotone narration that lulls a false calm.
Always impressed by what this small family team can accomplish.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3370773

A Shock To The System - 1990 - USA

A Shock To The System - 1990 - 7/10

 
Graham loses an expected promotion to a young upstart.
Irritated, but what can he do?
That was before he “accidentally” sends a panhandler to his death.
And, supposedly, once you kill, subsequent ones become easier.
How true.
And Graham resumes his climb up the corporate ladder.
Caine wonderful as the ruthless shark, in diabolically funny film.
(Profit seemed to borrow heavily from this.)

Ceux de 14 - 2014 - France

Ceux de 14 - 2014 - 6/10
AKA - Men Of ‘14

 
Men of 1914, onset of the Great War, soldiers of the French 106 Regiment.
Pretty much all told from the soldier’s point of view.
March here, wait, go there.  Attack, retreat, no – go back, wait, wait.
Husbands, boyfriends, sons, an illiterate, a cook, scavenger, intellectual.
In keeping with the mass carnage of that war, each installment brings losses.
Not as much as those in 1914, Verdun, but familiar faces will be buried.
History types will be on surer footing, yet the lack of details may disappoint them.

The Oval Portrait - 1973 - Mexico

The Oval Portrait - 1973 - 4/10

 
“Ah, Rebecca as I painted her, wasn’t she lovely?”
War Between The States over, Confederate soldier Joseph returns to his Yankee bride.
Too late, as she has died during childbirth / miscarriage.
Such is the extended backstory.  The bookends are the relatives coming for the will.
Experiencing the haunting of the manor.
So much is so wrong in this Mexican production filmed in Canada.
Interiors too modern, one of the heroines much too old, bad hair, intrusive music by Les Baxter, scenes milked for every drop of melodrama, over-acting, poor directing, bad editing.
This has NOTHING to do with the 2-page Edgar Allen Poe story.
I liked the two lovers and Mrs. Warren.  Otherwise, this is a so-bad-it’s-fun movie.
English subs = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3370780

The Plague Of The Zombies - 1966 - UK

The Plague Of The Zombies - 1966 - 6/10

 
Old school, not modern flesh feasters, but mindless drones.
The esteemed surgeon fields a request from his star pupil.
A dozen villagers have died mysteriously, and his own wife is acting strange.
Mischief afoot, and as ever, suspicion upon the local squire.
Solid Hammer outing is good mystery, with handsome production values.
Seems to hark back to Lugosi’s Zombie (1932).