2021/10/21

Throwback - 2013 - Australia

Throwback - 2013 - 4/10

 
Noticed this dubious winner on the shelf, read terrible reviews.
Grabbed it anyway.  Marshmallow for brains here.
Of particular note was writer / director / producer = same name.
Likewise producer / star.  Small cast alert.
Australian bush prospectors are hunting for lost treasure of legendary Thunderclap Newman.
They find treasure relatively easily, but then they get found by the Yowie.
Think Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti.  Huge furry creature who must be miserable under the Australia sun.
Beautiful photography cannot overcome dreadful editing.
Almost every single scene goes on two - three beats too long.  Whole film is padded.
Minimal verbal exchanges, which is OK, but also minimal action and no twists or decent story telling.